That's intense.

"Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time."

- JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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theclassiesttarsier:

vii-rants:

muscularmidgetequius:

thethespacecoyote:

trickstertier:

turntechtier:

8bitmeow:

apollosglare:

sweettartsloveryo:

magicnein:

m0untd00m:

lurid-curiosities:

Dante’s Inferno: a guide to hell

Take the test here and see which level of Hell you’d be in! I got level eight. Go figure. ;)

I got 8

level 2

*holy light and chorus of angels*

Limbo

Sixth—

7th

7 wow okay

6th oh okay

once for ap english we got to write our own canto based on a circle of hell and put whoever we wanted to in it

it was great

WHOA PURGATORY MAN LET’S GO FIND DEAN AND CAS.

5th Circle. Alright then.

Limbo, bitches.

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tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

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For you, Todd. Even though I’ll be moving in during 4:20 and won’t be able to stop, this one is for you. I’m trying to take care of Raine the best I can. I know you loved her so much and tried to be the best dad for your daughter. Everyone misses you.

R.I.P. Todd Nixon

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#this made my morning

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j-moriarty:

llane:

Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.

satan: 1 god: 0

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unfreshing:

Me and my school’s ***bold and beautiful club***

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itkindofrollsoffthetongue:

grimdorkjade:

omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC

AND IT CAME OUT LIKE

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FUCKED UP ENOUGH

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CANNOT BREATH

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